Mama, Mama, help me get homeI’m out in the woods, I am out on my own.I found me a werewolf, a nasty old muttIt showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut.Mama, Mama, help me get homeI’m out in the woods, I am out on my own.I was stopped by a vampire, a rotting old wreckIt showed me its teeth and went straight for my neck.Mama, Mama, put me to bedI won’t make it home, I’m already half-dead.I met an Invalid, and fell for his artHe showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.-From “A Child’s Walk Home,” Nursery Rhymes and Folk Tales